T-Shirts That Have Made Me Laugh in the Past Three Days
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"
(To which I giggled, and the guy looked down and said, "Oh shit I forgot I had this on, boy am I embarrrassed")
"Woman say I have the body of a god, too bad it's Buddha"
(To which he said, "wanna rub my belly for good luck?)
"It ain't gonna suck itself"
(To which I said, "To bad huh?")
"Can't we all just get a bong?"
I didn't comment on this one, my manager was standing right there, I kept my damn mouth shut!
Hope everyone is having a wonderful Holiday weekend!
"I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look"
(To which I giggled, and the guy looked down and said, "Oh shit I forgot I had this on, boy am I embarrrassed")
"Woman say I have the body of a god, too bad it's Buddha"
(To which he said, "wanna rub my belly for good luck?)
"It ain't gonna suck itself"
(To which I said, "To bad huh?")
"Can't we all just get a bong?"
I didn't comment on this one, my manager was standing right there, I kept my damn mouth shut!
Hope everyone is having a wonderful Holiday weekend!
posted by Dirty Little Secret........... at 12:51 PM
3 Comments:
DTM would LUV that first shirt...
he's got all those crazy ones....like, "remember my name, youll be screaming it later"
At a bike rally, this big ol' boy had one that said, "Ever ride a Fat Boy?" ....... "Ya wanna?"
Some of my (somewhat) humorous t-shirts:
- with the image of inverted star: "Praise seitan!"
(aka, the tofu-like thing... but as many people can't spell it pisses off lots of folks... lol)
- "Soylent Green is people!"
- picture of hunters aiming at each other:
"Shoot each other! Leave animals alone!"
- picture of fairy-tale types of witches flying on broomsticks and mixing something in a cauldron:
"Girls Night Out"
(bought in Salem, Mass.)
- "Nice girls fake it!" (in front)
and in the back "They don't wear real fur!"
- in big letter, across the boobs:
"Whips and chains belong in the bedroom!"
and in the back "...not in the circus!" (then longer text re animal abuse in circuses)
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