Don't Call Me Granma.........Nana Will Be Just Fine
My son called me today. He broke the news to me that I am going to be a grandmother! Fuck!! A grandmother? Can grandmothers say fuck?? I am not ready for this. Fuck!! I still need to grow up. I don't even OWN a rocking chair and I still smoke weed. I am not ready for blue hair and knee highs yet. I was thinking of buying a neon green crotch rocket to tool around with this summer, what the hell? DID I SAY FUCK?! I think I need a shot of whiskey!
My son called me today. He broke the news to me that I am going to be a grandmother! Fuck!! A grandmother? Can grandmothers say fuck?? I am not ready for this. Fuck!! I still need to grow up. I don't even OWN a rocking chair and I still smoke weed. I am not ready for blue hair and knee highs yet. I was thinking of buying a neon green crotch rocket to tool around with this summer, what the hell? DID I SAY FUCK?! I think I need a shot of whiskey!
posted by Dirty Little Secret........... at 3:34 PM
1 Comments:
Grandma, huh? Shall we send you bingo markers and such for your next birthday? ;) Hee hee
Well, congratulations, regardless. I hope all works out for the best, for all of you.
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