This is me, taking one thousand, seven hundred, and ninety-three pictures of my reindeer antlers. I am wearing these at work this x-mas season. Everyone else has to wear a stupid elf hat. Not me, not this year. I am rebelling against the elf-hat. I just ain't feelin' the elfdome this year. Beside I am unique. Why should I be just another elf, when I can be Swtp, Santa's nineth reindeer?