Don't Call Me Granma.........Nana Will Be Just Fine
My son called me today. He broke the news to me that I am going to be a grandmother! Fuck!! A grandmother? Can grandmothers say fuck?? I am not ready for this. Fuck!! I still need to grow up. I don't even OWN a rocking chair and I still smoke weed. I am not ready for blue hair and knee highs yet. I was thinking of buying a neon green crotch rocket to tool around with this summer, what the hell? DID I SAY FUCK?! I think I need a shot of whiskey!